RIP Suzana Ehsan

I attended a staff funeral this morning. I'd hope to see her but we did not make it on time. We were few minutes late thanks to Malaysian's "perfect" road signage.

We went to her house and saw her baby. She gave birth about a month ago...

I've been seeing and hearing too many familiar death lately... Makes me shivers thinking when will it be my turn... Am I afraid....yes I am...

May Allah s.w.t bless Suzana Mohd Ehsan with His eternal grace and forgiveness...

Bad Aunty...

I was driving to mom's place with the kids on a Saturday morning when 1 idiot drove at what probably seems to be 140km/hour at a very sharp corner and this was my immediate reaction -

WTF!!!

"fuck you!!! fuck you!!!" followed by my middle finger... as usual...

Then I turned to the passenger seat, my niece gave me that innocent look...... In my head ...shit!!! what have I done?? I am pretty sure she damn well know what fuck you and middle finger gesture means...

Bad aunty Mas...bad aunty.... :-(

Mental note - Need to swear less...

If only FB existed much earlier..teeheehee...

Something to ponder.... ;-)

RIP Surfer Boy...

Death can come when it's least expected... It happens every second in every part of the world yet it still comes to us as a surprise...

A friend died last night. An ex-college mate. We're not close but we still go way back when...

May Allah s.w.t bless Rithuan Fitri Abdul Karim with the highest Jannah and that we will become his neighbours... Ameen....

Updated - 12/11/2010

On another sad note - the old skool lead singer of the group Fotograf passed away while playing a friendly match football at Kg. Bharu yesterday evening. Apart from Search and Wings, they are one of my favourite band as well.... those were the days...

Innalillah....

My uncountable desperate need of retail theraphy for 2010...

Frugality is not in my dictionary. Infect is non-existence!!

In an attempt to heal the stress and bashing at work, I have decided to get moi a lil somethin' somethin' ;-)

As picture shown above, yes I got myself a BB. Did it help? Did it heal my bashed mind and soul and heart? It did!!

I am keeping myself busy at home , studying this new gadget and how it actually works and why the Saudi's put a ban on this.

Now where's that manual??

It's JHO LO peepsss...not J-LO...

   

I just had to re-post this from her blog!! She got it spot on!!

I'm sure The Star sold out every single copy of their paper today because of their front page story featuring International Mystery Man Jho Lo. Now we know we don't need scantily clad girls to sell newspapers, some rich chubby fellow will do!

Jho 'Chubs' Lo

But reading Jho's interview is instructive nevertheless. There's a lot to learn from him. So here are a few lessons from the 28 years of Jho Lo's existence:

1. Always go to the best schools eg Harrow, Wharton. So all you people who have to go to all those decrepit sekolah kebangsaans where you only speak BM or Mandarin or Tamil, too bad.

2. When at school, pick your friends carefully. Make sure they are scions of the rich and famous. Forget about the scholarship kids.

3. Stay close to your friends and always make them feel good about themselves. This way, they are sure to trust you. Trust is very important.

4. Make sure you know how to do anything for your friends. Book tables at fancy restaurants and clubs, throw wild parties, order champagne, procure friends who are also rich and famous.

5. Bunk in with friends who can pay USD100,000 for a New York apartment. Never mind if you have to sleep on the couch, the address matters!! (12 people in a 5000-square feet apartment...they all slept in bunks or what?)

6. Be so busy arranging things for your friends that you only have time to eat supersized American meals. But who cares if you're chubby if your wallet seems to be too!

7. Tell everyone how you made your first million at 20 and are now making billions for other people. How exactly, you don't have to say. But it's enough to make more people want to throw more money at you. (Never mind that the finance industry is the most derided right now because of the numbers of people it has impoverished. Not the New York party boys of course!)

8. Get a tame local newspaper to do a free four-page ad for you and make sure they ask you only the questions you want them to ask. Don't let them ask you the questions just about everybody wants to know, like how DO you organise these parties?

9. Insist you're a Malaysian through and through but make no mention of any Malaysian friends. Guess partying in KL or Penang ain't quite the same...

There you go, boys and girls, how to succeed in life the Jho Lo way!! 

Now everyone "lets do the Jho Lo!!!"